vocaroo:

in the future if my kids tell me that they are gay i’ll just be like “what” because i don’t plan on having any kids so how the hell did they get there

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i need you to fuck me as hard as i hate myself

(Source: shigaretto)

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kanyesmom:

a b c d e f me

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teamfortress64:

i have a crush on you. like i want to crush you. i fucking hate you

(Source: shalrath)

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